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thecouscousqueen:

this is so clever i love it

tetraghostfan:

*wakes up* what the fuck

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i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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obviouslycas:

*has genuine feelings for you but in a really punk rock way*

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stretchedlobes:

farandolae:

On a serious note though people who idolize serial killers honestly disgust me. Especially when white men who are convicted rapists and murderers are celebrated by wannabe edgy fucks for their “beautifully twisted minds” who wax philosophically about how…

fyeahdrake:

That’s real